Friday, May 4, 2012

I'm not accusing you of writing one of these, but just in case...

I'm not accusing you of writing one of these, but just in case...Hello Guys... Why do not hot girls ever email you back? Have you ever had thought on it? Here I will try to teach you some advanced tick-tack to capture her attention and make a connection with her. You will be able to draft emails that will leave her 'needing' to know more about who you are.

Step 1: Analyze the bad emails she gets 100 times a day and see why they don't work.

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You can find sexy women online dating get a ton of emails from guys every day. Let's start by looking at the average email a guy sends a girl on an online dating website and why it doesn't work. I'm not accusing you of writing one of these, but just in case you might have, take a quick look. It goes something like:

"Hi, I saw your profile and you are really cute! I like your hat in that picture, it's really nice, and where did you get it? Anyway, come take a look at my profile and if you like what you see, email me!"

This email can be broken down into three parts. Bad. Badder. Baddererest.

1. BadThe last thing a hot and sexy girl who gets 100 emails a day wants to read is another average guy saying another average thing. Also, ban 'cute' from your vocabulary. Cute is so bland and overused, it barely has any meaning to women anymore. Besides, women want to be beautiful. Not cute. Ask them! This is really fact.

2. Badder'I like your hat' is a good example of the bad online dating services advice given out by MSN and Yahoo online dating "experts" (COUGH). They say "find something in her profile or photo and ask her about it." That's great if you want to be her friend, but it doesn't make any kind of connection, so forget it. I'll tell you what to ask about in a minute when I'm done having my fun tearing apart this bad email.

3. Baddererest (yes it's a word... at least it is now!)Just a well educated guess, but I'd say 80% of bad emails to girls end with "come take a look at my profile and if you like what you see, email me." What's wrong with that? First, everyone does it. Second, you need to end your email with a command, not a suggestion! Salesmen and marketers call it a "call to action", like 'BUY NOW!' You don't need to go that heavy, but realistically, anything commanding and interesting is better than a passive "if you like what you see..." You'd be better off ending it with"rabid monkeys are eating my fingers as I type, email me back or they'll finish me off!" Actually, I kind of like that one. Feel free to try it out.

Thus ends our "Anatomy of a Bad Email" lesson...

I will meet you again with part 2 till then chau and enjoy your online dating.