One day 3 guys got trapped on an island. They were captured by Cannibals. They begged for there life, so the king cannibal said, ok!! I will give you 2 trails if you could pass them successfully then you can go. I will tell you the first one and the second on later the first one is, to pick 10 fruits of the same kind. So they set off.
After sometimes the first guy came with 10 apples. The king who is a swinger personal replies, all right now you have to shove them up your ass without making any flinch or anything. So he shoves the first on up but the second one he flinches so they (cannibal) eat him and he goes to heaven. The second guys come and the king tells him for the 2 trail. He has berries. He shoves 9 up his ass and the last one he laughs so they eat him and he goes to heaven.
The first guy and the second guy meet up in heaven; the first guy says to the second guy "why did u laugh? You could live!" and the second guy says "I was fine until I saw the third guy with all those watermelons!"